row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i’m going to eat your spleen
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light
X-men Evolution | Kurt & Kitty mocking Scott & Jean
When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
but don’t you see, superwholock is team free will
Sam is Doctor Who, the smart sympathetic one who always clings to hope even when things get rough
Dean is Supernatural, butch and tough as nails, but incredibly gay and crying on the inside
and Castiel is the Sherlock fandom, ancient and wise but inevitably descends into madness
OH DEAR GOD TAKE ME NOW
at least buy me dinner first
well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.
IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night
except that you can do that
then press shift + F3
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever