emilyherondale:

row row row your boat

gently down the stream

merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

i’m going to eat your spleen

rhydonmyhardon:

oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion 

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

Chris Pine for Out (June/July 2013)

theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

pixie-nerd:

X-men Evolution | Kurt & Kitty mocking Scott & Jean

nikolawashere:

When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident

angel-kink:

itisnotofimport:

scarletlady109:

itisnotofimport:

but don’t you see, superwholock is team free will

Sam is Doctor Who, the smart sympathetic one who always clings to hope even when things get rough

Dean is Supernatural, butch and tough as nails, but incredibly gay and crying on the inside

and Castiel is the Sherlock fandom, ancient and wise but inevitably descends into madness

OH DEAR GOD TAKE ME NOW

at least buy me dinner first

abulletforniki:

powerofvoodoo:

well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.

IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

be free, Leo.

be free.

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

that-kid-from-london:

oprahwinfried:

chickiefingie:

the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

except that you can do that

then press shift + F3

congratulations

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever